you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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