Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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