Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
