I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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