so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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