their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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