I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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