My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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