how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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