I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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