im gay
i know
yea but for you.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
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