Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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