Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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