Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
If I had your ass I would rule the world
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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