I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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