he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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