Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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