How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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