i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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