the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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