Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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