it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
no, he came in my armpit
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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