Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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