Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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