If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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