I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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