I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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