Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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