I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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