I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
no you cant smoke seaweed
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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