before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
