she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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