THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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