You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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