I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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