Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Found the puke drawer
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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