it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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