we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Did you just see the Batmobile???
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
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