oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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