I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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