she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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