Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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