My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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