Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Randomize