idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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