just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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