Whoa Z and x make the same sound
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
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