Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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