I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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