I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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