Me. At least after what I've been through.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
its liver damage thursday
Randomize