Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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