Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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