She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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