Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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