I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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